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OLD Time Religion

tune the same as the Xtian hymn,
lyrics by Various and Sundry!

If you write or know of any verses that are not here, please send them to me and I will add them immediately.

WARNING! Some of these verses are blatantly sexy and /or anti-Christian. If this will bother you, read no further.





Chorus:
Gimme that ol-time religion,
Gimme that ol-time religion,
Gimme that ol-time religion,
It's good enough for me!

It is good enough for Thor,
In his home of frost and hoar,
I can hear his hammer roar
And that's good enough for me!

Chorus:

It is good enough for Isis,
She is real good in a crises,
She can even lower prices!
And that's good enough for me!

Chorus:

It was good enough for Sappho
With her lady on her lap, Oh!
They put Lesbos on the map, Oh!
And that's good enough for me!

Chorus:

We will sing a verse for Kali,
She is not a "pretty Polly"
and she'll off you just for jollies,
But that's good enough for me!

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It was good enough for Zeus,
And the lightning he used
Still sends out a lotta juice!
And that's good enough for me!

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Oh, the Christians they are hummin'
Cause they say their god is comin',
But at them our nose we're thumbin'!
And that's good enough for me!

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Jimmy Swaggert says he's "saved",
In the lamb's blood he has bathed
And he says I'm depraved?
That's NOT good enough for me!

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We'll sing one for Posieden
He knows where all the fish are hidin'
All the big waves He is ridin'!
And that's good enough for me!

Chorus:

We will sing a verse for Horus,
With his hawkeyes stands before us,
And he claims EVERY chorus!
And that's good enough for me!

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And here's to Quetzolcoatl
And his sacred axolotl
For the gift of chocolotl!
And that's good enough for me!

Chorus:

It was good enough for Pele
With the fire in Her belly
She made Hawaii very swell-y!
And that's good enough for me!

Chorus:

There are those who practice voo-doo,
I know I do, I hope you do,
Folks in Haiti, they all do too,
And that's good enough for me!

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We shall sing a verse for Ra,
He's the Sun God, and my Pa,
Without care, He'll burn you raw!
And that's good enough for me!

Chorus:

And then there's always Loki
Who is kinda wild and jokey
But with me he's hokey-dokey!
And that's good enough for me!

Chorus:

We will now sing of Pan
With his pipes in His han',
He'll seduce you if He can!
And that's good enough for me!

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We will sing of Lady Venus
In love, She is the keenest
And She doesn't need a penis!
And that's good enough for me!

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It is good for old Epona
Riding on Her big blue roan-a
And for you She has a loner!
And that's good enough for me!

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