I am a Police Officer/Pilot for the Kansas City, Missouri, Police Department Helicopter Unit.
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"Ze Swine have escaped," said the staid Times in an editorial.
"Great entertainment when pigs can fly to freedom."
||One day I looked out my window. I saw three flying pigs. There was a bumblebee chasing them. It had a stinger on him. He was yellow and black. The bumlebee stung them. They were ok. They lived in a brick house. They liked it. It was warm and safe. It was safe because it was strong|
There will be the usual parades, greetings, and remarks by the mayor. Then the children will join in and throw ears of corn in the air to be plucked on the wing by the porcine aeronauts.
For several weeks the city fathers have been carting fresh mud to the (as we call them) stys in the skies. The pigs used to nest high atop downtown buildings. This however has been vigorously discouraged since some of the citizens strolling in that area have been heard to mutter things like: "What is it that just fell on my head?". Nowadays, the porkers are encouraged to nest in open forest areas or on the roofs of people who don't go out much.
I know you will all join me on March 5th (a legal holiday in
southwest Ohio) in wishing all your friends a Happy Pig Day.
When Pigs Fly
By Laura Hardison
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Last night as I lay down trying to sleep I heard this buzzing sound overhead that I could not identify. This is unusual since I live near the Mobile Regional Airport. Anyway, I stepped outside to see what was happening. At first I coul not believe it, but I rubbed my eyes and they were still there, flying north in a perfect V formation was a flock of pigs. You might want to be alert. They should be nearing your area any time now. Oh, and just to stay on subject - the lead pig was playing a tune on a large and distinct Triton's trumpet.
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